Bullshit by Matec
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - P - - W - P - - T - R - - - IT - I D - T - - T - P - - O - - M - - - 7BLACKFLY BACK TO REALITY. WITH A LITTLE BIT OF HEADACHE - P.C.A HERE. ALSO BACK TO REALITY - BUT WITH NO HEADACHE. - A IT IS NOT FEAR.. - B OH YES IT IS. YOU HAVE YOURSELF TO BLAME YOU BLOODY LITTLE F.. - A SHUT UP. I WANT TO GREET SOME OF MY NEW FRIENDS: - 1MONLIGHT CRACKERS - 4SMIRRNOF VODKA - B OH YOU BLOODY LITTL.. - AH.. I CAN NOT REMEMBER THE REST COS I HAVE A DAMNED HEADACHE.. - B DO NOT FORGET SIR ARCHIE - A OH YES. THAT IS RIGHT - B NOW I WOULD LIKE TO ADD SOMETHING TO THIS BUT THAT IS NO GREETING - B FUCKINGS TO PRIPPS BEER - A FOR THEIR GOOD IMITATION OF TINNED PISS - B NOW LET US TELL YOU ABOUT YESTERDAY.. - A REMEMBER. I DID NOTHING. NOTHING AT ALL - B YES YOU DID YOU LITTLE DRUNK BOY. BUT YOU DO NOT REMEMBER. - A YOU ARE LYING I REMEMBER WHEN YOU - B STOP THAT BULLSHIT NOW. LET ME TALK - A OH SHUT UP YOU BLOODY - L/TS BE SERIOUS. - A ABOUT YOUR WARTS AT YOUR COCK.. - # BLOODY FUNNY YOU SILLY OLD RAT. - B UP YOUR ASS MAN.. - A I WONDER WHERE THE WARTS COME FROM IF NOT FROM THE ASS.. - B IF IT WOULD BE LIKE THAT YOUR SHOULD BE A WART YOU FUCKING HOMO.. - I READ THE POLICE REPORT. - B OH YES. DO YOU TRY TO CHANGE SUBJECT NOW WHEN I AM IN THE MOOD TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU - A I AM IN THE MOOD TO MAKE A SHIT OUT OF YOU. - I SAID THAT I READ THE POLICE REPORT AND NOTHING IN IT WAS TRUE. - B OH YES IT WAS. - A OKEY THEN YOU STUBBORN - B SHUT UP MOTHER FUCKER - A SHOOT DOWN YOUR MOTHER YOU FUCKER - A STOP LAUGHING. MY HEAD HEARTS. - A YOU WILL NOT INHERIT MY COMPUTER ANYWAY - A HEY MAN COOL MAN. SOL O HAV O SALTA DOPP. INGENTING FOR OSS. NAR NATTEN NALKAS I GALOPP. - B SA DRICKER VI BOTTEN OPP. - A CHEERS.. OHH MY HEAD. - B YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT BLACKFLY DID YESTERDAY - A I WOULD VERY MUCH LIKE TO KNOW THAT MY SELF.. - B OH. YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT. BUT YOU ARE TOO EMBARESED. HA GOT YOU - NOW LETS TELL YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED YESTERDAY. - B ALL YOUR TROUBLES SEEMS SO FAR AWAY. - A ALL MY TROUBLES ARE IN MY HEAD. OH IT HURTS. - B MY TROUBLES ARE IN MY SOMACH - A OH NO IT DOES NOT. THEY ARE SMELL LESS BUT HERE COMES ONE WHO IS NOT - WHAT HAVE I DONE TO BE PUNISHED LIKE THIS.. - B YESTERDAY WERE WE AT BLACKFLYS HOUSE. - A IN KUNGSANGEN. - B A DESERTED LITTLE VILLAGE OUTSIDE STOCKHOLM THE WORLD METROPOLE. - A THE ONLY THING WE DO HERE IS TO GET DRUNK. HACKING AND GOING OUT WITH GIRLS. THE FEW WE HAVE HERE. - B YOU DO NOT NEED ANY GIRL. COS YOU HAVE YOUR ELECTRONIC DICK EXPANSION AND AN ELECTRONIC PUSSY FUCCKER - A I HAVE GOT A NEW PRODUCT ON THE WAY. - B WHAT IS THAT. - A IT IS A LOVE MACHINE. CAN SIMULATE 23 GIRL ORGASMS AT THE SAME TIME. - B LOOK IN OUR NEXT DEMO CALLED: 3 SECONDS TO CLIMAX DELUXE.. - A OR MASTRUBATE MY TOILET PAPER. - B I KNOW YOU ARE USED TO DO THAT. - A IF YOU WHO READS THIS - B WHO READS THIS. - A IF YOU WHO READS THIS - A IF YOU WHO READS THIS TH - " IF YOU WHO READS THIS THINKS THA - LOOK AT THAT GIRL OUT THERE - A WHERE I CAN NOT SEE ANYONE.. - B CAN YOU NOT SEE HER.. SHE IS OVER THERE - A OH. HER NAME IS CECILIA GALUZI A BLOODY CALZONE - B CALZONE TO YOU. YOU LOOK LIKE A CALZONE IN YOUR FACE YOU SPOT MONSTER - IF YOU WHO READS THIS THINKS THAT WE ARE STUPID. YOU ARE MORE STUPID WASTING YOUR TIME READING THIS. - B P.C.A AND BLACKFLY THANKS YOU FOR THE WASTED TIME.. - A GOOD BYE FOLKS - !A NEW FRESH PRODUCT MADE BY MATEC - OOK AT THIS SCROLL FOR INSTANCE - 16 COLORS AND 256 DIFFERENT SPEEDS AND IT ALSO HAS A PAUSE MODE - ND ALLB IN,TERRUPT-MODE - ET ME SHOW THE SLOWEST SPEED - ND THE FASTEST SPEED - ND A SMOOTH SPEED-CHANGER - HE PICTURE WAS MADE BY YFZ - OW LETS TALK ABOUT SOMETHING MORE FUNNY - F YOU THINK THBIS - +BULLSHIT THEN LOOK OUT FOR OUR NEW DEMO: - IRST WE HAVE TO WARN YOU FOR ALL OUR OTHER SUPER-DEMOES - ITH DIGITIALIZED SOUND EFFECTS FROM THE RECORDS - 'SOUNDS OF HORROR', 'MORE SOUNDS OF HORROR' AND 'EVEN MORE SOUNDS OF HORROR' - NE MINUTE DIGITIZED GREETINGS (SPEECH) - IKE THROUGH HART. - HE BEST AND THE MOST TERRYFYING ANIMATION EVER MADE ON A 64.. - AN BE COMPARED WITH AN AMIGA DEMO - T LEAST 63 LITERS OF BLOOD - ATEC WRITES HISTORY - EAGAN AND NOW IT'S - HO'S WRITING HISTORY - HICH IS PLAYED BY THE THREE PERSONS YOU'D LIKE TO SEE MOST IN YOUR LIFE - AN IT BE YOUR REAL DAD - O, OF COURSE NONE OF THEM - F YOU'D LIKE THOSE TASTY DEMOES, THEN WRITE TO - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> -
- - -CAN YOU SEE SOMETHING STRANGE AT THIS PICTURE - YEPP, YOU GUESSED RIGHT. THE BOOBIES ARE EXTREMELY BIG! (AND EXTREMELY TASTY, I KNOW!) NOW TO THE STORY ABOUT WHEN THEY BECAME SO BIG - ONCE UPON A TIME, TWO NICE LITTLE COMPUTER FREAKS (GIRLS FREAKS), HAD A LITTLE HAMBURGER-BAR COMPETITION. ONE OF THE HAMBURGER BARS WERE IN LONDON, PICCADELLY. AS A ROUTINE-JOB, THE TWO LITTLE NICE BOYS WENT INTO THE VERY BIG HAMBURGER-BAR. THE FOOD SMELLED GOOD, AND THE BOYS FELT HAPPY. THEY WENT TO THE HAMBURGER DISK, AND ORDERED 'ALLT VAD HUSET HAVA'. BUT THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND 'ALLT VAD HUSET HAVA' SO THE BOYS YELLED 'WE WANT ALL, YOU BLOODY MOTHER FUCKER - ', AND THEY UNDERSTOOD AT ONCE. THEY STARTED TO RUN AND YELL:'GIVE THE BOYS ALL THAT WE HAVE!!'. THEN THE BOYS WENT TO A TABLE AND SAT DOWN. THEN ONE OF THE BOYS, CALLED 'B - XY' YELLED: 'HEY MAN, DON'T FORGET MY PEPSIES!'. WHEN THE BOYS HAD EATEN 23.3457654 BIG-MACS, THEY STILL YELLED FOR MORE! THEN THE OWNER OF THE BAR THOUGHT FOR HIMSELF: 'OH. THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME OUT FROM THIS BAR. WHAT SHOULD I DO? I KNOW! LETS GIVE THEM MY ABSOLUTE SPECIALITY!' (BHE - HE, GUESS WHAT?) AND SO THE OWNER OF THE BAR BROUGHT THE TWO LITTLE BOYS A NICE 'LITTLE' GIRL CALLED 'S - J ..X' (I THINK!). THEN THE BOYS WENT SO HAPPY, AND ASKED THE NICE LITTLE GIRL IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO COME TO THEIR HOTEL WITH THEM. AND THE NICE LITTLE GIRL DELIGHTFULLY ACCEPTED. WHEN THE TWO LITTLE BOYS AND THE NICE LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO THE HOTEL-ROOM, ONE OF THE BOYS GOT INTO AN EMERGENCIE (IN SWEDISH WE CALL IT 'PISSNODIG'), SO HE WENT TO THE TOILET. AND WHEN THE OTHER LITTLE BOY WAS ALONE WITH THE NICE LITTLE GIRL HE STARTED TO GET SOME NASTY THOUGHTS (AND SO WAS THE NICE LITTLE GIRL!!), SO THE LITTLE BOY BECAME A BIG NASTY BOY, AND THE NICE LITTLE GIRL BECAME A 'LITTLE' NASTY GIRL WITH BIG TITS! AND THEN THE NASTY BOY AND THE NASTY GIRL WENT INTO THE NASTY BOY'S BED. AND THBN THE GIRL AND THE BOY STARTED TO DO A LOT OF STRANGE THINGS. IT SOUNDED LIKE THIS 'I LOV - ,' AH LET ME WRITE, I KNOW HOW IT SOUNDED. ' - HEY MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED P.A?'. THAT WAS THE LITTLE BOY WHO HAD VISITED THE TOILET, WHICH SAID THAT. (DU SKA ALLTID FORSTORA ALLTING B - Y). AND SO THE OTHER NICE LITTLE BOY BECAME A NASTY BOY AND JOYNED THE OTHER TWO IN THE BED. TOGETHER THE TWO NASTY BOYS SUCKED & SICKED & SOCKED & SLABBED & SOG & PIPPADE & FUCKED & PUMPADE & PUMPED & GUUTTELI-GU - HUTT & DROG OVER & MASSAGED & RUBED & SUCKED & SICKED & SOCKED & SLABBED - YAFTER SIX HOURRS OF SICKING & SUCKING & SOCKING & SLABBIBG & SUGING & UNT-SO-WITHERING THE LITTLE GIRL'S TITS BEGAN TO GROW ENORMOUSSLY INTO VERY BIG BOOBIES!! AND SO THE LITTLE BOYS TOOK A CAMERA AND TOOK A PHOTO OF HER, BUT UNFORTUNATELY P.A WAS THERE AND UNT-SO-WHITHERING, SO B - Y HAD TO CUT TO PHOTO IN THE MIDDLE. (GUESS WHAT P.A WAS DOING THERE?!?!). AND THEN THE BOYS TOOK A DIGITALIZER AND DIGITALIZED THE PHOBTO - THE AMIGA AND THEN TRANSFERED TO THE 64. THEN THE BOYS MADE A LITTLE DEMO-PART OF THE PICTURE TO SHARE THE LITTLE GIRL WITH THE BIG BOOBIES WITH ALL THE